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Some names evoke unpleasant thoughts, not so much because of the way they sound but because they conjure memories of someone you fear or dislike. The last thing a parent wants to do is saddle their new baby with such a cursed moniker. Read on for baby names to avoid.
Biblical villains
The Bible offers wonderful heroes and heroines to inspire baby names, but it also provides a surprising number of not-so-desirable characters. Here are just a few of the unpopular choices:
Cain
Goliath
Herod
Jezebel
Judas
Lucifer
Pontius
Dictators and other world leaders
Not all countries have enjoyed the benefits of a democratic form of government. Some countries have been ruled by the people, not for the people. It may be awfully difficult to grow up sharing a name with these folks:
Adolf (Hitler) -- Germany
Benito (Mussolini) -- Italy
Ferdinand (Marcos) -- Philippines
Fidel (Castro) -- Cuba
Idi (Amin) -- Uganda
Ivan (the Terrible) -- Russia
Muammar (Qaddafi) -- Libya
Napoleon (Bonaparte) -- France
Nicolae (Ceausesca) -- Romania
Osama (bin Laden) -- Al-Qaida in Afghanistan and Pakistan
Saddam (Hussein) -- Iraq
Bad guys in American history
The Old West and the Great Depression served up fascinating characters, like Bonnie & Clyde, Pancho Villa, and these outlaws:
(Black) Bart -- the outlaw poet who tried to bankrupt Wells Fargo
Benedict (Arnold) -- the most famous of traitors
Benjamin (“Bugsy” Siegel) -- this mobster did it all: rape, hijacking, extortion, narcotics, bookmaking and murder
Billy (the Kid) -- the original juvenile delinquent
Butch (Cassidy) -- he robbed every train, bank and ranch he came across but never shot a single person
Jesse James -- one of the most feared killers of the mid 1800s
Lizzie (Borden) -- she hacked her parents to death with an ax
Frightening fairytale characters
Every Disney movie has at least one terrifying villain to scare the pants off a kid. These bad people are the source of many nightmares:
Cruella -- 101 Dalmations
Frollo -- The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Hades -- Hercules
Jafar -- Aladdin
Malificent -- Sleeping Beauty
Scar -- The Lion King
Ursula -- The Little Mermaid
Shakespeare’s villains
For those who’ve moved on from Disney theatre, there’s Shakespeare. Readers of these words will have great difficulty naming their offspring after any of these complex bad guys:
Aaron (the Moor) -- Titus Andronicus
Claudius -- Hamlet
Don John -- Much Ado About Nothing
Edmund -- King Lear
Iago -- Othello
Shylock -- The Merchant of Venice
Comic book villains
Pow! Zap! Bop! We love Batman and Wonder Woman, but we’re less fond of their enemies:
Bane
Circe
Desaad
Felix (Faust)
Lex Luther
Lobo
Sinestro
Solomon (Grundy)
(General) Zod
Frightening movie characters
Of course you’re not going to name your kid Leatherface (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre), but even some seemingly ordinary names can bring back visions of the scariest flicks ever:
Alex (Forrest) -- Fatal Attraction
Carrie (White) -- Carrie
Damien -- The Omen
Darth (Vadar) -- Star Wars
Freddy (Krueger) -- A Nightmare on Elm Street
Hannibal (Lector) -- The Silence of the Lambs
Jack (Torrance) -- The Shining
(Baby) Jane -- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
Jason (Voorhees) -- Friday the 13th
Norman (Bates) -- Psycho
Regan -- The Exorcist
Most parents will also eliminate their own list of unacceptable names -- old boyfriends, despised teachers, annoying coworkers, childhood bullies. Because even more important than choosing a name that won’t offend others’ senses is selecting one that won’t make you cringe every time you address your youngster.
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