Ok, so there's this woman on here asking help with finding a name to go with the last name "Cock". There's been a lot of teasing and not a lot of help, so I'm starting this post to let people vent about weird last names they've heard, or combinations of names that just sound weird. For example, I had a teacher in high school named Mrs. Harding. She and the principal, Mr. Barker, had a thing and eventually got married. A lot of people made fun of them by saying they could combine their names when they got married and have their last name be either "Barking" or "Harder".
Another story I've heard is that there was a man named Harry Butts and he married a woman named Rosie. They had 2 kids, 1 boy and 1 girl, and named them Seymore and Annie. Not sure if that's actually supposed to be a joke or if it's a true story. Poor people if it is true.
Now if anyone else has stories of weird names please pass them on here so everyone can have a laugh with out hurting anyone. This is just for fun and not meant to cause any hurt feelings or disrespect to anyone.

My last name is Rainwater. At school I get called Drainwater, Dirtywater and Sewerwater all the time. I'm soooo gald my parents didn't make my first name a nature name like Skye, Forrest or River. I probably would have killed them by now if that were the case.

If it makes you feel any better Kadey, I used to know a woman with the last name Deerinwater. No joke.

My elementary gym teacher's last name was Butts. We used to make fun of him and call him Hairy Butts lol
He actually was pretty hairy though. I think his first name was Ryan or Brian...

Haha these give me a good laugh, thanks ladies!

A man I used to work with was named Doug Nut, and his middle name started with an H..

So when he signed any papers it would look like Doug H Nut,

(Everyone called him DOUGHNUT )


Another one, My mother's first name is Drema (pronounced DREAM-a), and she had a boyfriend when she was in high school with the last name Long, if they would have gotten married it would have been Drema Long (sounding like DREAM-a LONG) HAHA

I have no stories of people with funny names though . But I do like these. I don't even know which one I like best but BraysMomma's own with her mom got my laughing my head off .

when i worked at redline there was this couple and when they game there last names to put on the bus tickets their last names where that this is the order they gave them to me in whore and house lol so i had to put whore house on the ticket i thought i was great