1st thing I taught my parents was to hate ponys;
"BUT I WANT A PONY!!"

2nd thing I taught my parents was that I'm smarter then them;
"No My teacher told me to do it this way."

3rd thing I taught my parents was that I need everything;
"But Mom I NEED this; But Dad its for school!"

4th thing I taught my parents was that its all ways my brothers fault;
"He did it!!"

5th thing I taught my parents was we never do anything at school;
"What did you do at school today?"
"Nothing much."

6th thing I taught my parents was fashion;
"what are you guys wearing?"

7th thing I taught my parents was time in are world is faster;
"are we there yet?"
"you just asked 10mins ago!"

8th thing I taught my parents was we have 2 stomachs one for dinner one for dessert;
"Im full time for dessert!"

9th thing i taught my parents was having you music loud isnt gonna make you deaf;
"Music to loud isnt gonna make you deaf, Grandpas deaf but did he ever listen to music?"

10th thing I taught my parents was we keep everything;
"Mom Dad look i found a dog! Can we keep him?!"

11th thing i taught my parents was I can act;
"I dont feel so good."
"Alright go back to bed I will call the school"

12th thing I taught my parents was its not cool when they say it;
"that was awesome dude!"
"Mom Dad... dont do that"

13th thing i taught my parents was I finish all more Homework at school;
"do you have homework?"
"Nope did it at school."

14th thing I taught my parents was they are the bank;
"Hey I need $5."

15th thing I taught my parents was going out to eat means you dont have to cook and clean;
"I dont want to make dinner."
"Hey can we go out to eat then?"

16th thing i taught my parents was I am always to busy to do chores;
"Hey you need to make your bed!"
"Im watching tv!!"

17th thing I taught my parents was I dont cook;
"Hey Mom Dad can you make pancakes!?"

18th thing i taught my parents was Im a master at hide and seek;
"hey look its my birthday present!"

19th thing I taught my parents was they dont always say what they think they say;
"I thought I told you to dust the living room."
"You never told me that!"

20th thing I taught my parents was they are embarrissing yet I live them very much;
"Mom Dad I Love you guys but will you please stop it!"


Oh yea and the 21st thing I taught my parents was we teach you;
"Hey we just taught you 20things see!"
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ok saw something in the store about what my mom taught me thought I would show what kids teach there parents


OKAY!! Fixed it! sorry!!

You spell taught <---- Like that

Brieal

yea i knew i was spelling it wrong havent been having a very good day and couldnt think lol i will fix it sry!

It's ok, just thought i'd let you know. I have those days heaps, when you think of a word and spend ages trying to figure out how its spelt!!
Lol

Brieal

Those were cute.

But listening to loud music will make you lose your hearing though

EmilyAudrey wrote:

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Those were cute.

But listening to loud music will make you deaf though ;)

yea I know